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Tash’s Lard Almighty Dry Rub™ T-Shirt - Perfect for Grill Masters!
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Tash’s Lard Almighty Dry Rub™ T-Shirt - Perfect for Grill Masters!

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Slip into something holy. The Tash's Lard Almighty Dry Rubunisex soft style tee delivers righteous comfort and just the right amount of irreverence. Made from lightweight, sin-soft cotton, it breathes easy - whether you're working the pit, preaching the gospel of good smoke, or just kicking back with a cold one.  

The bold design proudly declares your devotion to flavor and fun, turning heads at cookouts, tailgates, and anywhere else souls gather in the name of BBQ. It's the perfect gift for any disciple of smoke - Father's or Mother's Day, birthdays or just because the spirit (and the hunger) moved you.

With a classic fit, and ribbed neckline, this shirt wears as easy as Sunday morning and looks as good as a perfectly barked brisket. Shake it. Taste it. Preach it. #LardSaveUs

Product features
- Without side seams for less fabric waste and improved aesthetics.
- Elastic ribbed knit collar that retains its shape.
- Shoulder tape for added stability and support.
- Made of soft, durable 100% ring-spun cotton for year-round comfort.
- Ethically produced certified safe fabric with a tear-away label for extra comfort.

Care instructions
- Do not dryclean
- Do not bleach
- Tumble dry: low heat
- Iron, steam or dry: low heat
- Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F), with similar colors

 

  S M L XL 2XL
Width, in 18.00 20.00 22.00 24.00 26.00
Length, in 28.00 29.00 30.00 31.00 32.00
Sleeve length, in 8.23 8.50 8.74 9.02 9.25
Size tolerance, in 1.50 1.50 1.50 1.50 1.50

 

EU representative: HONSON VENTURES LIMITED, gpsr@honsonventures.com, 3, Gnaftis House flat 102, Limassol, Mesa Geitonia, 4003, CY

Product information: Gildan 64000, 2 year warranty in EU and Northern Ireland as per Directive 1999/44/EC

Warnings, Hazard: For adults, Made in Bangladesh

Care instructions: Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F), with similar colors , Do not bleach, Tumble dry: low heat, Iron, steam or dry: low heat, Do not dryclean

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WARNING: MAY CAUSE IRREVERSIBLE FLAVOR ADDICTION.THIS IS YOUR BBQ'S SAVIOR.

FLAVOR PROFILE: THE HOLY SPIRIT OF SMOKE

The Science

Lard Almighty was conceived from sacred smoke and culinary science. Each ingredient brings divine depth:

  • Smoked paprika and smoked black pepper deliver the holy smoke
  • Garlic and onion provide the savory foundation
  • Brown sugar balances with blessed sweetness
  • Secret spices create the miraculous finish

The Revelation

When these compounds hit your tongue, they light up the same receptors responsible for savory satisfaction. Translation? Your taste buds start speaking in tongues.

The Versatility

But this rub isn't just preaching to the choir of meat lovers. It performs miracles on:

  • Fish and seafood
  • Roasted vegetables
  • Anything that needs divine intervention

The Confessional

Real confessions from real grill masters

I used Lard Almighty and my neighbor's BBQ looked pathetic. I have no regrets.

— Bob H., Local Grill God

I told my spouse I made this rub from scratch. It's been two months. Don't tell them. Lard Almighty is my secret.

— The Back Porch Liar

I ran out, so I tried a competitor's rub. The meat wept. I quickly ordered four more bottles of this.

— A Repentant Grill Master

My doctor told me to cut back on flavor. I got a new doctor.

— Committed to the Cause

I don't even like cooking. I just like watching my friends lose their minds when they taste this.

— The Culinary Saboteur

I caught my teenage son sneaking into the pantry and just eating the rub off a spoon. I understand.

— Proud/Disgusted Parent

I accidentally used Lard Almighty on vegetables. I'm now a hypocrite, but they were the best darn veggies I've ever had.

— The Flavor Convert

The smell of this rub cooking on my smoker caused a neighborhood turf war. We're currently only talking through fence slats.

— Starting Trouble Since '24

I used Lard Almighty and my neighbor's BBQ looked pathetic. I have no regrets.

— Bob H., Local Grill God

I told my spouse I made this rub from scratch. It's been two months. Don't tell them. Lard Almighty is my secret.

— The Back Porch Liar

I ran out, so I tried a competitor's rub. The meat wept. I quickly ordered four more bottles of this.

— A Repentant Grill Master

My doctor told me to cut back on flavor. I got a new doctor.

— Committed to the Cause

I don't even like cooking. I just like watching my friends lose their minds when they taste this.

— The Culinary Saboteur

I caught my teenage son sneaking into the pantry and just eating the rub off a spoon. I understand.

— Proud/Disgusted Parent

I accidentally used Lard Almighty on vegetables. I'm now a hypocrite, but they were the best darn veggies I've ever had.

— The Flavor Convert

The smell of this rub cooking on my smoker caused a neighborhood turf war. We're currently only talking through fence slats.

— Starting Trouble Since '24

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SACRED SPICE BLEND

This isn't just powder. It's a meticulously crafted recipe of holy proportions, blended for maximum bark and flavor penetration.

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ALL MEAT. NO MERCY.

From pulled pork to perfect steaks, Lard Almighty is the universal champion. Season everything you own—and season it boldly.

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THE BBQ CROWN IS YOURS

Stop settling for 'good enough.' This rub guarantees legendary results that will have your friends kneeling before your smoker.