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Tash’s Lard Almighty Dry Rub™

The Gospel According to Smoke.

Tash’s Lard Almighty Dry Rub™ is the gospel of BBQ. A righteous blend of spice and salvation that turns humble meat into holy miracles. Handcrafted for believers in slow smoke, crisp bark, and divine flavor. Shake it. Taste it. Preach it.™

100%

Natural

7

Spices

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The Confessional

I used Lard Almighty and my neighbor's BBQ looked pathetic. I have no regrets.

— Bob H., Local Grill God

I told my spouse I made this rub from scratch. It's been two months. Don't tell them. Lard Almighty is my secret.

— The Back Porch Liar

I ran out, so I tried a competitor's rub. The meat wept. I quickly ordered four more bottles of this.

— A Repentant Grill Master

My doctor told me to cut back on flavor. I got a new doctor.

— Committed to the Cause

I don't even like cooking. I just like watching my friends lose their minds when they taste this.

— The Culinary Saboteur

I caught my teenage son sneaking into the pantry and just eating the rub off a spoon. I understand.

— Proud/Disgusted Parent

I accidentally used Lard Almighty on vegetables. I'm now a hypocrite, but they were the best darn veggies I've ever had.

— The Flavor Convert

The smell of this rub cooking on my smoker caused a neighborhood turf war. We're currently only talking through fence slats.

— Starting Trouble Since '24

I used Lard Almighty and my neighbor's BBQ looked pathetic. I have no regrets.

— Bob H., Local Grill God

I told my spouse I made this rub from scratch. It's been two months. Don't tell them. Lard Almighty is my secret.

— The Back Porch Liar

I ran out, so I tried a competitor's rub. The meat wept. I quickly ordered four more bottles of this.

— A Repentant Grill Master

My doctor told me to cut back on flavor. I got a new doctor.

— Committed to the Cause

I don't even like cooking. I just like watching my friends lose their minds when they taste this.

— The Culinary Saboteur

I caught my teenage son sneaking into the pantry and just eating the rub off a spoon. I understand.

— Proud/Disgusted Parent

I accidentally used Lard Almighty on vegetables. I'm now a hypocrite, but they were the best darn veggies I've ever had.

— The Flavor Convert

The smell of this rub cooking on my smoker caused a neighborhood turf war. We're currently only talking through fence slats.

— Starting Trouble Since '24

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SACRED SPICE BLEND

This isn't just powder. It's a meticulously crafted recipe of holy proportions, blended for maximum bark and flavor penetration.

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ALL MEAT. NO MERCY.

From pulled pork to perfect steaks, Tash’s Lard Almighty Dry Rub™ is the universal champion. Season everything you own—and season it boldly.

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THE BBQ CROWN IS YOURS

Stop settling for 'good enough.' This rub guarantees legendary results that will have your friends kneeling before your smoker.

Our Commitment

Supporting Our Veterans

1% of pre-tax profits will be donated to non-profits focused on addressing food insecurities for U.S. military veterans and their families.

1%

Pre-tax profits donated