Terms of service


Terms of Service

(The Fine Print — But We’ll Keep It Straight With You)

Welcome to Tash’s Lard Almighty Dry Rub™, operated by Lard Almighty Dry Rub LLC (“we,” “us,” or “our”). By using our website and purchasing from us, you agree to the terms below.

1. Use of Our Site

You agree to use this site for lawful purposes only and not to misuse or interfere with its operation.

2. Orders

When you place an order, you’re making an offer to buy.

We reserve the right to accept or decline any order for any reason. Orders are only confirmed once processed and accepted by us.

Please review your order carefully—changes or cancellations may not be possible after processing.

All purchases are subject to our Refund Policy.

3. Pricing & Payment

  • Prices are subject to change without notice
  • Final pricing is confirmed at checkout
  • Taxes and shipping may be added at checkout
  • You agree to provide accurate payment and billing information

4. Shipping & Delivery

Delivery times are estimates, not guarantees.

Once your order is handed to the carrier, responsibility transfers to you. We are not liable for delays caused by carriers or events outside our control.

5. Product Information

We do our best to accurately display and describe our products, but we do not guarantee that all details will be error-free or that product appearance will exactly match what you see on your screen.

We reserve the right to update or discontinue products at any time.

6. Intellectual Property

All content on this site—including our name, logo, text, images, and product—is owned by Lard Almighty Dry Rub LLC and protected by applicable intellectual property laws.

You may not use or reproduce any content without prior written permission.

7. Third-Party Services

Our site may include third-party tools or links (including Shopify). We are not responsible for the content, policies, or performance of third-party services.

8. Privacy

Your use of our site is also governed by our Privacy Policy.

9. Feedback

If you submit reviews, ideas, or suggestions, you grant us the right to use them for any purpose, including marketing, without compensation.

10. Errors & Updates

We reserve the right to correct any errors, inaccuracies, or omissions at any time, including after an order has been placed.

11. Prohibited Use

You may not use our site to:

  • Violate any laws
  • Infringe on rights
  • Distribute harmful or malicious code
  • Scrape or exploit our content

We reserve the right to suspend or terminate access for violations.


12. Disclaimer

All products and services are provided “as is” without warranties of any kind, to the fullest extent permitted by law.

13. Limitation of Liability

To the fullest extent permitted by law, Lard Almighty Dry Rub LLC shall not be liable for any indirect, incidental, or consequential damages arising from your use of our site or products.

14. Governing Law

These Terms are governed by the laws of the State of Florida.

15. Changes to These Terms

We may update these Terms from time to time. Continued use of the site constitutes acceptance of those changes.

16. Contact Information

Questions? Reach out anytime:

Lard Almighty Dry Rub LLC

tash@lardalmighty.com

P.O. Box 650

St. Petersburg, FL 33731