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Ceramic Mug - Because Even Saints of Smoke Need Caffeine (11 oz/15 oz)
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  • Ceramic Mug - Because Even Saints of Smoke Need Caffeine (11 oz/15 oz)
  • Ceramic Mug - Because Even Saints of Smoke Need Caffeine (11 oz/15 oz)
  • Ceramic Mug - Because Even Saints of Smoke Need Caffeine (11 oz/15 oz)
  • Ceramic Mug - Because Even Saints of Smoke Need Caffeine (11 oz/15 oz)
Ceramic Mug - Because Even Saints of Smoke Need Caffeine (11 oz/15 oz)
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Ceramic Mug - Because Even Saints of Smoke Need Caffeine (11 oz/15 oz)

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This isn't just a mug - it's a morning ritual, a sermon in ceramic. 

Bold red lettering declares "Tash's Lard Almighty Dry Rub", standing proud on a crisp white backdrop. It's the kind of mug that feels just as at home on the kitchen counter at sunrise as it does beside the smoker, warming your hands while the coals come to life.

Built sturdy and glossy, this is the vessel of choice for pitmasters, flavor disciples, and anyone who believes in the gospel of good BBQ deserves good coffee. Whether you're dreaming up your next recipe or holding court over the smoker, this mug's here to keep the faith - and the caffeine - flowing.

Product Features:

  • Glossy ceramic finish that makes your flavor creed shine
  • Two righteous sizes: 11 oz and 15 oz
  • Microwave safe For quick salvation of lukewarm coffee
  • Dishwaster-safe, because sanctification should be simple.
  • Lead and BPA-free white ceramic with comfortable, righteous grip

Care instructions
- Wash in the dishwasher or by hand with warm, soapy water - either way, it's forgive your sins and be ready for the next round.

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WARNING: MAY CAUSE IRREVERSIBLE FLAVOR ADDICTION.THIS IS YOUR BBQ'S SAVIOR.

FLAVOR PROFILE: THE HOLY SPIRIT OF SMOKE

The Science

Lard Almighty was conceived from sacred smoke and culinary science. Each ingredient brings divine depth:

  • Smoked paprika and smoked black pepper deliver the holy smoke
  • Garlic and onion provide the savory foundation
  • Brown sugar balances with blessed sweetness
  • Secret spices create the miraculous finish

The Revelation

When these compounds hit your tongue, they light up the same receptors responsible for savory satisfaction. Translation? Your taste buds start speaking in tongues.

The Versatility

But this rub isn't just preaching to the choir of meat lovers. It performs miracles on:

  • Fish and seafood
  • Roasted vegetables
  • Anything that needs divine intervention

The Confessional

Real confessions from real grill masters

I used Lard Almighty and my neighbor's BBQ looked pathetic. I have no regrets.

— Bob H., Local Grill God

I told my spouse I made this rub from scratch. It's been two months. Don't tell them. Lard Almighty is my secret.

— The Back Porch Liar

I ran out, so I tried a competitor's rub. The meat wept. I quickly ordered four more bottles of this.

— A Repentant Grill Master

My doctor told me to cut back on flavor. I got a new doctor.

— Committed to the Cause

I don't even like cooking. I just like watching my friends lose their minds when they taste this.

— The Culinary Saboteur

I caught my teenage son sneaking into the pantry and just eating the rub off a spoon. I understand.

— Proud/Disgusted Parent

I accidentally used Lard Almighty on vegetables. I'm now a hypocrite, but they were the best darn veggies I've ever had.

— The Flavor Convert

The smell of this rub cooking on my smoker caused a neighborhood turf war. We're currently only talking through fence slats.

— Starting Trouble Since '24

I used Lard Almighty and my neighbor's BBQ looked pathetic. I have no regrets.

— Bob H., Local Grill God

I told my spouse I made this rub from scratch. It's been two months. Don't tell them. Lard Almighty is my secret.

— The Back Porch Liar

I ran out, so I tried a competitor's rub. The meat wept. I quickly ordered four more bottles of this.

— A Repentant Grill Master

My doctor told me to cut back on flavor. I got a new doctor.

— Committed to the Cause

I don't even like cooking. I just like watching my friends lose their minds when they taste this.

— The Culinary Saboteur

I caught my teenage son sneaking into the pantry and just eating the rub off a spoon. I understand.

— Proud/Disgusted Parent

I accidentally used Lard Almighty on vegetables. I'm now a hypocrite, but they were the best darn veggies I've ever had.

— The Flavor Convert

The smell of this rub cooking on my smoker caused a neighborhood turf war. We're currently only talking through fence slats.

— Starting Trouble Since '24

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SACRED SPICE BLEND

This isn't just powder. It's a meticulously crafted recipe of holy proportions, blended for maximum bark and flavor penetration.

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ALL MEAT. NO MERCY.

From pulled pork to perfect steaks, Lard Almighty is the universal champion. Season everything you own—and season it boldly.

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THE BBQ CROWN IS YOURS

Stop settling for 'good enough.' This rub guarantees legendary results that will have your friends kneeling before your smoker.