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Tash’s Lard Almighty Dry Rub™ Travel Mug — Sip It. Grip It. Preach It.
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  • Tash’s Lard Almighty Dry Rub™ Travel Mug — Sip It. Grip It. Preach It.
  • Tash’s Lard Almighty Dry Rub™ Travel Mug — Sip It. Grip It. Preach It.
  • Tash’s Lard Almighty Dry Rub™ Travel Mug — Sip It. Grip It. Preach It.
  • Tash’s Lard Almighty Dry Rub™ Travel Mug — Sip It. Grip It. Preach It.
Tash’s Lard Almighty Dry Rub™ Travel Mug — Sip It. Grip It. Preach It.
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Tash’s Lard Almighty Dry Rub™ Travel Mug — Sip It. Grip It. Preach It.

$15.99
Size

This 15oz stainless steel travel mug doesn't just hold your drink - it holds your testimony. Built for early-morning smokers, late-night pitmasters, and anyone whose day runs on caffeine and righteous flavor, this vacuum-insulated beauty keeps your coffee piping and your cold brew chilled like a Sunday sermon.

This screw-on flip lid is spill-proof (even when life isn't), and the rounded stainless body feels good in the hands - whether that hand is steering a car, holding tongs, or pointing proudly at the smoker you swore your wouldn't check again. The bold, crisp print lets the world know exactly where your allegiance lies: smoke, spice, and the gospel according to the Lard Almighty.

It's tough, dishwasher-friendly, BPA-free, and ready to survive weekends of guests, cookouts, rub demos, and whatever miracles your working on the grill.

Product Features

  • 15oz vacuum-insulated steel for holy-level temperature retention
  • Leak-proof screw-on lid with flip-top opening
  • BPA-free lid for safe, cleaner sipping
  • Dishwasher-safe durability
  • Smooth rounded corners for a comfortable all-day grip.


EU representative: HONSON VENTURES LIMITED, gpsr@honsonventures.com, 3, Gnaftis House flat 102, Limassol, Mesa Geitonia, 4003, CY

Product information: Generic brand, 2 year warranty in EU and Northern Ireland as per Directive 1999/44/EC

Care instructions: Clean in dishwasher or wash by hand with warm water and dish soap

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WARNING: MAY CAUSE IRREVERSIBLE FLAVOR ADDICTION.THIS IS YOUR BBQ'S SAVIOR.

FLAVOR PROFILE: THE HOLY SPIRIT OF SMOKE

The Science

Lard Almighty was conceived from sacred smoke and culinary science. Each ingredient brings divine depth:

  • Smoked paprika and smoked black pepper deliver the holy smoke
  • Garlic and onion provide the savory foundation
  • Brown sugar balances with blessed sweetness
  • Secret spices create the miraculous finish

The Revelation

When these compounds hit your tongue, they light up the same receptors responsible for savory satisfaction. Translation? Your taste buds start speaking in tongues.

The Versatility

But this rub isn't just preaching to the choir of meat lovers. It performs miracles on:

  • Fish and seafood
  • Roasted vegetables
  • Anything that needs divine intervention

The Confessional

Real confessions from real grill masters

I used Lard Almighty and my neighbor's BBQ looked pathetic. I have no regrets.

— Bob H., Local Grill God

I told my spouse I made this rub from scratch. It's been two months. Don't tell them. Lard Almighty is my secret.

— The Back Porch Liar

I ran out, so I tried a competitor's rub. The meat wept. I quickly ordered four more bottles of this.

— A Repentant Grill Master

My doctor told me to cut back on flavor. I got a new doctor.

— Committed to the Cause

I don't even like cooking. I just like watching my friends lose their minds when they taste this.

— The Culinary Saboteur

I caught my teenage son sneaking into the pantry and just eating the rub off a spoon. I understand.

— Proud/Disgusted Parent

I accidentally used Lard Almighty on vegetables. I'm now a hypocrite, but they were the best darn veggies I've ever had.

— The Flavor Convert

The smell of this rub cooking on my smoker caused a neighborhood turf war. We're currently only talking through fence slats.

— Starting Trouble Since '24

I used Lard Almighty and my neighbor's BBQ looked pathetic. I have no regrets.

— Bob H., Local Grill God

I told my spouse I made this rub from scratch. It's been two months. Don't tell them. Lard Almighty is my secret.

— The Back Porch Liar

I ran out, so I tried a competitor's rub. The meat wept. I quickly ordered four more bottles of this.

— A Repentant Grill Master

My doctor told me to cut back on flavor. I got a new doctor.

— Committed to the Cause

I don't even like cooking. I just like watching my friends lose their minds when they taste this.

— The Culinary Saboteur

I caught my teenage son sneaking into the pantry and just eating the rub off a spoon. I understand.

— Proud/Disgusted Parent

I accidentally used Lard Almighty on vegetables. I'm now a hypocrite, but they were the best darn veggies I've ever had.

— The Flavor Convert

The smell of this rub cooking on my smoker caused a neighborhood turf war. We're currently only talking through fence slats.

— Starting Trouble Since '24

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SACRED SPICE BLEND

This isn't just powder. It's a meticulously crafted recipe of holy proportions, blended for maximum bark and flavor penetration.

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ALL MEAT. NO MERCY.

From pulled pork to perfect steaks, Lard Almighty is the universal champion. Season everything you own—and season it boldly.

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THE BBQ CROWN IS YOURS

Stop settling for 'good enough.' This rub guarantees legendary results that will have your friends kneeling before your smoker.