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Tash’s Lard Almighty Dry Rub™ Heavy Cotton Pocket Tee — Faith, Flavor & Front Pocket Function
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  • Tash’s Lard Almighty Dry Rub™ Heavy Cotton Pocket Tee — Faith, Flavor & Front Pocket Function
  • Tash’s Lard Almighty Dry Rub™ Heavy Cotton Pocket Tee — Faith, Flavor & Front Pocket Function
  • Tash’s Lard Almighty Dry Rub™ Heavy Cotton Pocket Tee — Faith, Flavor & Front Pocket Function
  • Tash’s Lard Almighty Dry Rub™ Heavy Cotton Pocket Tee — Faith, Flavor & Front Pocket Function
  • Tash’s Lard Almighty Dry Rub™ Heavy Cotton Pocket Tee — Faith, Flavor & Front Pocket Function
  • Tash’s Lard Almighty Dry Rub™ Heavy Cotton Pocket Tee — Faith, Flavor & Front Pocket Function
  • Tash’s Lard Almighty Dry Rub™ Heavy Cotton Pocket Tee — Faith, Flavor & Front Pocket Function
  • Tash’s Lard Almighty Dry Rub™ Heavy Cotton Pocket Tee — Faith, Flavor & Front Pocket Function
  • Tash’s Lard Almighty Dry Rub™ Heavy Cotton Pocket Tee — Faith, Flavor & Front Pocket Function
  • Tash’s Lard Almighty Dry Rub™ Heavy Cotton Pocket Tee — Faith, Flavor & Front Pocket Function
  • Tash’s Lard Almighty Dry Rub™ Heavy Cotton Pocket Tee — Faith, Flavor & Front Pocket Function
  • Tash’s Lard Almighty Dry Rub™ Heavy Cotton Pocket Tee — Faith, Flavor & Front Pocket Function
  • Tash’s Lard Almighty Dry Rub™ Heavy Cotton Pocket Tee — Faith, Flavor & Front Pocket Function
  • Tash’s Lard Almighty Dry Rub™ Heavy Cotton Pocket Tee — Faith, Flavor & Front Pocket Function
  • Tash’s Lard Almighty Dry Rub™ Heavy Cotton Pocket Tee — Faith, Flavor & Front Pocket Function
  • Tash’s Lard Almighty Dry Rub™ Heavy Cotton Pocket Tee — Faith, Flavor & Front Pocket Function
  • Tash’s Lard Almighty Dry Rub™ Heavy Cotton Pocket Tee — Faith, Flavor & Front Pocket Function
  • Tash’s Lard Almighty Dry Rub™ Heavy Cotton Pocket Tee — Faith, Flavor & Front Pocket Function
  • Tash’s Lard Almighty Dry Rub™ Heavy Cotton Pocket Tee — Faith, Flavor & Front Pocket Function
Tash’s Lard Almighty Dry Rub™ Heavy Cotton Pocket Tee — Faith, Flavor & Front Pocket Function
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Tash’s Lard Almighty Dry Rub™ Heavy Cotton Pocket Tee — Faith, Flavor & Front Pocket Function

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For the faithful who believe comfort is next to godliness, the Tash's Lard Almighty Pocket Tee delivers soft salvation in every stitch. Built from heavyweight cotton, it's tough enough for the pit, soft enough for Sunday naps, and blessed with a pocket perfect for stashing your flask, meat thermometer, or other sacred tools of the trade.

Whether you're flipping ribs, sharing the gospel of smoke, or just living the good word one bit at a time, this tee keeps you cool, comfortable, and righteously stylish. Unisex fit means it looks divine on everyone.

Perfect for BBQs, backyard gatherings, or anyone where believers in flavor unit. A gift so good, it just might bring tears to your taste buds.

Pocket the flavor. Wear the faith. #LardSaveUs

Product features
- 100% cotton for solid colors; blends for other shades
- Twill tape on neck and shoulder to prevent stretching
- Charming left chest pocket for added style
- No side seams for reduced fabric waste
- Medium weight fabric for comfort and durability

Care instructions
- Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F)
- Non-chlorine: bleach as needed
- Tumble dry: low heat
- Iron, steam or dry: low heat
- Do not dryclean

  S M L XL 2XL 3XL
Width, in 18.00 20.00 22.00 24.00 26.00 28.00
Length, in 28.00 29.00 30.00 31.00 32.00 33.00
Sleeve length from center back, in 15.12 16.50 18.00 19.50 21.00 22.37

 

 

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WARNING: MAY CAUSE IRREVERSIBLE FLAVOR ADDICTION.THIS IS YOUR BBQ'S SAVIOR.

FLAVOR PROFILE: THE HOLY SPIRIT OF SMOKE

The Science

Lard Almighty was conceived from sacred smoke and culinary science. Each ingredient brings divine depth:

  • Smoked paprika and smoked black pepper deliver the holy smoke
  • Garlic and onion provide the savory foundation
  • Brown sugar balances with blessed sweetness
  • Secret spices create the miraculous finish

The Revelation

When these compounds hit your tongue, they light up the same receptors responsible for savory satisfaction. Translation? Your taste buds start speaking in tongues.

The Versatility

But this rub isn't just preaching to the choir of meat lovers. It performs miracles on:

  • Fish and seafood
  • Roasted vegetables
  • Anything that needs divine intervention

The Confessional

Real confessions from real grill masters

I used Lard Almighty and my neighbor's BBQ looked pathetic. I have no regrets.

— Bob H., Local Grill God

I told my spouse I made this rub from scratch. It's been two months. Don't tell them. Lard Almighty is my secret.

— The Back Porch Liar

I ran out, so I tried a competitor's rub. The meat wept. I quickly ordered four more bottles of this.

— A Repentant Grill Master

My doctor told me to cut back on flavor. I got a new doctor.

— Committed to the Cause

I don't even like cooking. I just like watching my friends lose their minds when they taste this.

— The Culinary Saboteur

I caught my teenage son sneaking into the pantry and just eating the rub off a spoon. I understand.

— Proud/Disgusted Parent

I accidentally used Lard Almighty on vegetables. I'm now a hypocrite, but they were the best darn veggies I've ever had.

— The Flavor Convert

The smell of this rub cooking on my smoker caused a neighborhood turf war. We're currently only talking through fence slats.

— Starting Trouble Since '24

I used Lard Almighty and my neighbor's BBQ looked pathetic. I have no regrets.

— Bob H., Local Grill God

I told my spouse I made this rub from scratch. It's been two months. Don't tell them. Lard Almighty is my secret.

— The Back Porch Liar

I ran out, so I tried a competitor's rub. The meat wept. I quickly ordered four more bottles of this.

— A Repentant Grill Master

My doctor told me to cut back on flavor. I got a new doctor.

— Committed to the Cause

I don't even like cooking. I just like watching my friends lose their minds when they taste this.

— The Culinary Saboteur

I caught my teenage son sneaking into the pantry and just eating the rub off a spoon. I understand.

— Proud/Disgusted Parent

I accidentally used Lard Almighty on vegetables. I'm now a hypocrite, but they were the best darn veggies I've ever had.

— The Flavor Convert

The smell of this rub cooking on my smoker caused a neighborhood turf war. We're currently only talking through fence slats.

— Starting Trouble Since '24

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SACRED SPICE BLEND

This isn't just powder. It's a meticulously crafted recipe of holy proportions, blended for maximum bark and flavor penetration.

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ALL MEAT. NO MERCY.

From pulled pork to perfect steaks, Lard Almighty is the universal champion. Season everything you own—and season it boldly.

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THE BBQ CROWN IS YOURS

Stop settling for 'good enough.' This rub guarantees legendary results that will have your friends kneeling before your smoker.